albatross-the-pen-chewer:

albatross-the-pen-chewer:

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called “never found” which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

ALT

it looked like this

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parasitoidism:

my dad knows what yuri is because at a museum he used to work at he was trying to organize some event about Yuri Gagarin and im still not over the mental image of my 50 year old father sitting down at his computer at work and googling “yuri images” fully expecting to see black and white photos of the russian cosmonaut and just seeing anime girls kissing instead

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sock-bread:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

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spike-cannon:

without-ado:

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

Taking myself on a silly little walk for my silly little mental health

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indiestarlight:

shout out to butches and transmascs and FTMs and other masc-presenting people with tits who do not bind or wear a bra and instead just walk around in whatever shirts we want with nothing underneath. extra big shoutout to people who do not bind and who have obvious breasts and still unflinchingly correct people who misgender them (i am not there yet but i am trying to be). the world will not know peace until people realize that men can have tits and we are building that world one day at a time

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mckitterick:

draftboat:

weaselle:

jackhawksmoor:

itsaruse:

jaimeedarling:

eternallybutthurt:

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry. 

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1
this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved.

A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2
they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying. 

thank you for that, @hug-your-face

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skeuo:

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lastvalyrian:

beemovieerotica:

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

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l0nesome-gh0st:

“weird al is a quirky tumblr band” BRO EVERYBODY LIKES WEIRD AL

MY PARENTS LISTEN TO WEIRD AL, WEIRD AL’S PONYSONA STARTED A FAMILY WITH PINKIE PIE, I KNEW WEIRD AL PARODIES BEFORE KNOWING MOST OF THE ACTUAL SONGS HE WAS PARODYING, POLKA FACE DEFINED MY TWEEN YEARS

idc what you think of jack stauber or whatever acoustic song about sapphic pining is popular this month or what tiktok is taking out of context

IN WHAT WORLD IS WEIRD AL A QUIRKY ARTSY UNDERGROUND INTERNET EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC THING WHO THE FUCK ISNT LISTENING TO WEIRD AL

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whalesharkpasta:

whalesharkpasta:

New more mature way of dealing with being bad at things I thought i would be good at

Sitting whispering to my self “ being bad at stuff is normal part of on the way to being good at it” over and over (still angry)

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